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Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

Here is a guide to the points system:
SIMPLE DUTIES

* You make the bed..........+1
* You make the bed, but forget to add
the decorative pillows..........0
* You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets..........-1


* You leave the toilet seat up..........-5
* You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty..........0
* When the toilet paper roll is
barren, you resort to Kleenex..........-1
* When the Kleenex runs out you use the
next bathroom..........-2


* You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners
with wings..........+5
* in the snow..........+8
* but return with beer..........-5
* and no liners..........-25


* You check out a suspicious noise at night..........0
* You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............ 0
* You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..........+5
* You pummel it with a six iron...........+10
* It's her cat..........-40


AT A PARTY
* You stay by her side the entire party..........0
* You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a
College drinking buddy..........-2
* Named Tiffany..........-4
* Tiffany is a dancer...........-6
* With breast implants...........-18


HER BIRTHDAY
* You take her out to dinner..........0
* You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar..........+1
* Okay, it is a sports bar.........-2
* And it's all-you-can-eat night..........-3
* It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your
face is painted the colors of your favorite team.........-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
* Go with a pal............+5
* The pal is happily married...........+4
* Or frighteningly single...........-7
* And he drives a Ferrari..........-10
* With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED)...........-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
* You take her to a movie...........+2
* You take her to a movie she likes............+4
* You take her to a movie you hate...........+6
* You take her to a movie you like..........-2
* It's called Death Cop 3..........-3
* Which features Cyborgs that eat humans..........-9
* You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans...........-15

THE BIG QUESTION (a no win question)
She asks, "Do I look fat?"
* You hesitate in responding..........-10
* You reply, "Where?"..........-35
* Any other response...........-20

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem:
* You listen, displaying a concerned expression..........0
* You listen, for over 30 minutes...........+5
* You listen for more than 30 minutes without
looking at the TV..........+100
* She realizes this is because you have fallen a sleep..........-200

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